Oppositon Research Goes Way Back These Days

The people working for the queen-in-waiting are sure dedicated in their quest for dirt. Team Hill got the goods on Obama by finding out that he wrote a paper in kindergarten on how he wants to be President.

I imagine the paper went something like this:

"I wunt to be puesident becus it wood bee kool to fwly arund the wrld and sea so many diffurent peoples."

the end.

Wow, that was a scandalous find by Team Hill. I bet if they dug deeper they may find a sinister looking finger painting by Barack or even worse... He stayed awake at nap time!