Dem Candidates Debate Who is the Biggest Pansy

The crowded and convoluted field of democratic candidates sparred over the weekend in an effort to convince their base that he or she was the biggest pansy of them all.


Sen Clinton seemed to be the least pansy by voting for the Iraq war way back in 2003 and not apologizing for it.

Coming in at medium rare pansy is John Edwards. He like Clinton voted for the Iraq war when he was in the Senate, but he has since renounced his vote and now wants the troops out ASAP.

Winner of the stone cold uber pansy award is Barack Obama. He has never supported the Iraq war and would retreat from the war zone as soon as he becomes President.

How could one not just be in awe in front of such leadership?